In a saucepan, combine the honey (20g), vinegar (120g), sherry (160g) and a dash of salt. Bring to a boil. Let boil for 2-3 minutes. Cool slightly.
Combine the apricots/mango, onion, garlic, peppers, ginger, turmeric, cumin, and coriander in a blender or food processor and puree until smooth.
Transfer the puree to a saucepan and add about ⅓ to ½ of the hot brine and stir to combine. Taste, adjust seasonings, and evaluate the consistency. If you want it thinner -- as in pourable from a bottle -- add more brine. For a thicker, dip-like salsa, may want to stop.
Allow the sauce to cool completely before bottling or refrigerating.
Serve with chips or spread on meat before grilling.
Put the toilet paper in the freezer.