Moretum
A garlicky, herby, cheese spread.
- 1 head garlic, cloves removed and peeled (or more)
 - 1 bunch Italian parsley
 - 1 bunch cilantro, leaves
 - 2 teaspoons dried oregano
 - 1½ teaspoons salt
 - 1 tablespoon dried basil (or 4-5 good sized leaves of fresh)
 - 12 ounces white, soft cheese (ricotta, sheep's, cotija -- feta might be interesting)
 - 1 tablespoon olive oil
 - 1 tablespoon white wine vinegar
 
 
Try to get rid of the big stems and stick with mostly the leaves of the parsley and cilantro -- I just find that the thicker stems tend to be bitter where the smaller ones near the leaves are tastier. 
Rough chop the garlic and herbs and add to a food processor.  Add the salt.  Blend until finely chopped.
Add the dried herbs and cheese (in the comments let me know what cheese you used) and pulse until well-blended and smooth.  Add the olive oil and vinegar and blend.
Taste and adjust seasoning.
Serve with bread.  Don't plan on being around anyone for awhile.