Chopped

On Chopped the contestants have to use weird ingredients and make an appetizer, a main course, and a dessert. 

Too easy.

They should only be allowed to use what they find in a random college kid’s dorm room. And only be allowed to use tools and appliances that kid has.

Ted Allen: In your basket you’ll find a half-eaten bag of partially-popped microwave popcorn; 1/4 of a flat Pabst Blue Ribbon; some hard, dusty Twizzlers; and what we think was an orange.  You can use an iron, a microwave that smells funny, and a Bic lighter.  Your time starts now.