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I hate spam. I also hate Spam, but that’s another story.

If you’re trying to send me information about hot singles in my area, lower credit card rates, how you’re an SEO expert, or your time-share, I wish upon you explosive diarrhea during intimate moments.

If you want to contact me for some valid reason, you have to do it here and via this form. Sorry, but it’s the only way to avoid spam.

If you want to buy me a coffee, click here.

Don’t send me Spam either.