You may note that I still can’t form a pretzel properly to save my life. They don’t look like turds this time, but they don’t really look like pretzels either....

This can be made with one mango or six apricots. Frankly, mangoes are a pain in the ass but dealing with one of those is better than dealing with six apricots. Just saying. You can also make this hot (one pepper) or deadly (ten). Your funeral....

Rewriting this recipe because the site I found it on was virtually unusable with all the ads and commentary — and the amounts were way too much for personal use. Ingredients Levain 115g ripe/fed sourdough starter 175g warm water 120g bread flour (or 115g all purpose flour and 5g...