Originally found a variant of this on King Arthur’s site but could do without the commentary, ads, cookies, etc....

You may note that I still can’t form a pretzel properly to save my life. They don’t look like turds this time, but they don’t really look like pretzels either....

This can be made with one mango or six apricots. Frankly, mangoes are a pain in the ass but dealing with one of those is better than dealing with six apricots. Just saying. You can also make this hot (one pepper) or deadly (ten). Your funeral....