Restaurant Efficiency
I have no idea where I originally heard this joke, but I told it to a waiter at a restaurant one time. He then proceeded to bring over every other waiter — singly or in pairs — and make me tell them because he claimed he sucked at remembering...
The 12 Days Of Christmas
While not really cooking related, it’s cooking-adjacent. I mean, what else are you gonna do with all of those birds?!? Not sure if anyone knows the real source of this, but if someone does, please let me know. I think I originally read a (cleaner) version of this in...
Lemon Juice
I just saw on another cooking site a recipe for lemon juice. Of course there was a ton of verbiage and ads, too. So I have to do this just to mock that level of stupidity....
Mincemeat
When I was like 10 or 12 a friend’s parents were going to conference and asked if Jeff could have Thanksgiving with us. Sure! At the end of dinner out come the pies. Pumpkin and mincemeat. I liked neither, still don’t. But Jeff asked for a slice of mincemeat....
Chopped
On Chopped the contestants have to use weird ingredients and make an appetizer, a main course, and a dessert. Too easy. They should only be allowed to use what they find in a random college kid’s dorm room. And only be allowed to use tools and appliances that kid...